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Joke of the Day
"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"
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"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."
"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""
"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."
"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""