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Joke of the Day

"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."

"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then it would perform illegal operations and crash."

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"