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Joke of the Day

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired)."

"There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican."

"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"

"I accidently pooped myself in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."

"If it weren't for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor."

"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."

"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."