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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."

"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."

"An anti-joke about lawyers. Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers."

"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""

"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."

"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."

"I'm feeling more attracted to you lately. Have you put on weight?"