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Joke of the Day

"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."

"My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work."

"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."

"Arguing on the Internet is like sex with a goat No matter how good your performance, everyone else now thinks less of you."

"How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in gasoline and set it alight."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"

"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"Just walked past a girl with a Banksy tattoo on her arm. She must be a really deep sleeper!"

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"