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Joke of the Day

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"

"Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow"

"What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors? Harambre"

"My impression Of the fonz refusing medical treatment for mental illness in the 50's ....Lobotomy..... Loboto-u, eyyy."

"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."

"A club walks into a seal."

"Worst things the parents do on Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"

"A man walked into a musical cheese store and was greeted with the words: ""Hello? Is it Brie you're looking for?"""

"Have you heard about these new super-sensitive condoms? After the man leaves, they hang around and talk to the woman."