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Joke of the Day
"Apathy, lethargy, stationary. Words to live by."
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"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""
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"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."
"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head"
"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"
"Did you guys hear the news? Apparently Donald Trump is a cuck."
"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."