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Joke of the Day

"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."

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"Yes I am that gift that keeps on giving most people the finger."
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"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."
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