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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."

"Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon."

"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."

"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."

"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."

"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."

"brb, taking out the trash so I took out 9gag"