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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"

"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."

"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."

"""Can I have a pound of onions please."" ""Sorry sir, it's kilos these days."" ""oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."""

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."