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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."

"I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. He's fucking nuts."

"Money's short"

"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"

"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"