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Joke of the Day

"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"

"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"

"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"Why is Ian Thorpe gay? He didn't like breast stroke."

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"

"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""

"I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler"

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."