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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"Chuck Norris' penis has a Ph.D in sexual education. It also has a pretty mean golf swing."

"I hold my iPhone up outside your window to play our song. A 90 second ad plays first."

"I think that time will eventually show that Vanilli was by far the more talented of the two."

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."

"How do you make the spying NSA frustrated?"

"Voldemort tried to kill my grandpa twice during the war! That's why his helmet has two lighting bolts."

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."