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Joke of the Day
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
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"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""
"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."
"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."
"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."
"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."
"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."