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Joke of the Day

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* ""Ugh, get a Roomba"""

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""

"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."

"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""

"The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!"

"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."

"A man walks into a bar and says, ""David Foster Wallace was not the greatest writer to ever live."" ."

"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."

"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."