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Joke of the Day
"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."
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"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"
"-THAR SHE BLOWS *she stops* Does he REALLY have to be in here? ""My seeing-eye pirate? Yes"" But this is so intima- ""Fill the balloons, Susan"""
"Wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all year."
"My depressed son once confided in me, to which I replied: ""Don't worry, you're my reason to smile... ... because you're a joke."""
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."