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Joke of the Day

"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."

"Baby I wanna love you across the face with a romance shovel."

"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."

"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"

"I have just read an interesting dictionary. It had literally no metaphors. I'll ^show^myself^out..."

"What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary Christmas!"

"What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat? Glutteny."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls"

"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."

"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"