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Joke of the Day

"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"

"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."

"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""

"If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said ""Mom, you're not funny"", I could buy a beach house. And live by myself."

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."

"A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer... Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should? A: Stick its bill up its ass."