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Joke of the Day
"What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige"
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"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."
"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."
"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."
"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"
"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."
"""You're what you eat"" So when will your mum become me?"
"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."