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Joke of the Day
"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."
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"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."
"What do wizards call unmagical African Americans? Niggles"
"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."
"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."
"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"Pantibros before pantihose?"
"Wait, so you're saying these booklets are FREE? THESE booklets? Filled with HUNDREDS of real estate listings? OK, WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE?"
"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"
"2 eggs were on a frying pan One of them says: ""Gee, it's really hot in here!"" The other egg says: ""HOLY CRAP, A TALKING EGG!"""