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Joke of the Day
"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."
"This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that ""it stays in your system forever,"" so I swallowed a table to stick it under it."
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"
"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"
"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""
"They're not all brilliant, but they're all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever."
"""it looks like one horny mother fucker wrote this"" *holds up torch to read hieroglyphics painted on wall* ""it reads: ""can i fuck a pyramid"""