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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"
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"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"
"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."
"Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom."
"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."
"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!"
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."