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Joke of the Day
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
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"5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn ""food scooper""?"
"I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you."
"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way"
"Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you- Dog cop: I'll mark our territory [dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]"
"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"
"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."
"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."