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Joke of the Day
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."
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"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"
"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."
"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."
"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."
"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."
"Why do crows fly upside down over The Reservations? Cuz even they are tired of giving Indians free shit."