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Joke of the Day
"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."
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"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"
"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"
"How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention? ""Let me be loud and clear!"""
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"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."