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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex It backfired... :("
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"I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing."
"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference."
"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"
"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."
"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."