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Joke of the Day

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."

"Just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper ""get out of me"" and then start to cry. God I hate the Olive Garden."

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."

"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"