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Joke of the Day

"If you find me passed out in Austin this weekend with a penis drawn on my face at least have the decency to not tag me in the facebook pic."

"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"

"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"

"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."

"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"

"Hey McDonalds! I bet there are a bunch of 300lb+ people that want to be in your commercials too!"

"Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered"

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"