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Joke of the Day

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."

"What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !"

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A Juan-Ton"

"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"