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Joke of the Day

"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"

"Local coffee drinker... Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee. He was charged with resisting a rest."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."

"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"

"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven"

"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."

"May you never leave your marriage alive."