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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
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"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""
"I just electrocuted myself It really hertz"
"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."
"My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality. It's not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs."
"I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of."
"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"
"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."