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Joke of the Day
"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"
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"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"Nicholson: You want answers?! Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?"
"write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead"
"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"
"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"
"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."
"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"
"Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. ""Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."""