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Joke of the Day

"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"

"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."

"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."

"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."

"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"

"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."

"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."