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Joke of the Day

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."

"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."

"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."

"Studies suggest when it comes to dealing with stress, masturbation is twice as effective as sex So one in the hand really is worth two in the bush."

"Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty."

"Need Help with a prank I stole a co-workers pen the other day, (really nice pen) as a joke. I want to send them a ransome letter. Can anyone help me out? Thanks"

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."