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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"

"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars."

"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."

"I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room."

"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."

"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"