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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."

"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""

"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""

"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"

"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."