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Joke of the Day
"I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room."
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"75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit"
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."
"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."
"Trump won't drop out I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***"
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"
"I don't know why everyone is hating on this mayweather it's beautiful out."
"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"
"I love this hooker. Warts and all."