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Joke of the Day

"Theirye're, problem solved."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"My IQ came back negative."

"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact."

"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"

"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"

"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"