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Joke of the Day

"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."

"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."

"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"

"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."

"This is yr brain. This is yr brain on drugs. *turns page* This is yr brain on the beach at Cancun! Awwww, yr brain on yr honeymoon. *turns p"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken"

"I just bought a new boomerang How do I get rid of the old one ?"

"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, ""I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."""

"Relative's be like Them: What's your age ? Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21"