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Joke of the Day

"Relative's be like Them: What's your age ? Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21"

"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West? Because he was a Tidal exclusive."

"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."

"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words."