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Joke of the Day

"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"

"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."

"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."

"People say I've got no willpower But I've quit smoking loads of times."

"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"

"Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers? They have a history with codeine."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW One doesn't come on your face until your twelve"

"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"

"What do you call a chicken haunting your house? A Poultrygeist!"