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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
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"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."
"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."
"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."
"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."
"I asked Siri "" surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow"" and he replied "" yes it is, and don't call me Shirley""...turns out I left airplane mode on"
"Despite what everyone says, I don't think your mom is a ""dirty pirate whore"". She's actually quite clean for a pirate whore."
"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"
"Please, if I ever offend you, it's because I meant to."
"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."