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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
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"Asked my toddler if she'd work on being more careful when eating in her car seat. Her response was an immediate ""No."" At least she's honest."
"At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die"
"The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste."
"You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."
"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."
"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."
"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"
"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"