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Joke of the Day

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs"

"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."

"Why does the little Mermaid wear sea shells Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big"

"When I blow myself up in a streetside cafe I expect 72 fleshlights in heaven."

"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."

"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes."

"What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building? Left behind"

"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "