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Joke of the Day

"The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste."

"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."

"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."

"*follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*"

"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"

"The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales."

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."