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Joke of the Day

"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."

"The non-Spanish version of Ambien is called Amgood."

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? One has a cunning array of stunts."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"