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"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
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"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""
"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."
"GF: ...I'm pregnant ME: *holding a 10-piece chicken nuggets box that actually has 11 nuggets* I've also got some pretty big news"
"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"
"Me: Got a hot date this weekend? Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker...."
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
"I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate."