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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."
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"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."
"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."
"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"
"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""
"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"
"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"