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Joke of the Day

"It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."

"Clickbait. What did you expect? Honestly."

"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."

"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"