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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."

"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Two do list: -Do -Do"

"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"Why did the Burger steal a heater? Because he was cold. Get it? ""Burr..."""

"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""