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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."
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"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
"One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever."
"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."
"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"
"1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream ""WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"""
"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"
"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."