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Joke of the Day

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."

"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"

"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."

"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."

"Rocky Rooster walks into a bar and then the is swastika"

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."

"What's the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike."

"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"